Speedy: Deerly beluffed weeze bees gaffured hear tew witness da wedwink ob Bootsy (pore unsuspecting tom) an Lucy (dum gurl). Ifn dere bees enywon hoo nose y deese tew shud knot bees joint in wholly wedwink spic now or furefur hole mew piece. OK, Bootsy dew mew takeds Lucy tew bees mew awfully dreaded, er, I'se meens, lawfully wedded wife?

Bootsy: Cud mew repeet da kwestion? I'se meens, I'se duz.

Speedy: An dew mew Lucy takeds Bootsy tew nag an tew scold, er, a, tew haf
an tew hold til def dew mew part?

Lucy: I dew!!!

Speedy: Den by da pawr infested in meese bye da Holy Church ob Bastet I'se
declairs mew Tom an Queen.

Kitties in the balcony begin to cheer and cry

Indy: Doan effurywon furgit dat mew gonna knead tew shows mew tikkit tew git
intew da resepshun.