The Tavern

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Shamus: Hi dere Chrissy. I'se sees mew haf a difurrent dwess den mew hadded befur

Chrissy: Shamus, mew tomz jes doan nose house ulgy dem bwidesmaids dwesses bees. Dis won allot mow secksy doan mew thins?

Bear: Psst Boo! Hopeds nosewon thins weeze hear as a cupul

Boo: Gawd furbid! I'se wood bees mortified ifn enywon thot mine own brofur was mine date

Bently: Gabby mine sweet, aren't mew glad weeze eloped?

Gabby: Enythin tew bees wif mew Bently. Butt it mite haf bees nize tew haf a big wedwink lak dis wif awl ar furiends

Dobby: Dis plaze reely swanky fur speekeezy. I'se bets dem haf payed off da fuzz

Shamrock S Foote: Shore hopeds dat nosewon notis dat I'se unfur age in dis bar

Storme: Watts a gurl gotta dew tew gits a dwink in dis dump!!!???

Megapus: Ifn I'se jes sits hear an luks sweet an innascent mebbe I'se kin meat a nize tom

 

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